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One finds there are never enough to go around
Don't do that, it's upside down
It's gone to sleep.
What do you think about this?
Where are the ladies?
There's something I have to tell you.
Don't eat yellow snow.
Two returns, please.
Was that what I think it was?
Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope
What's that smell?
If I knew it would fit so well I would have tried it before
Could you pass the knife, please?
You're really ugly.
I put fifty pounds on it, but it came in last.
For God's sake don't do that again.
Stop fiddling with it, it'll come off.
I can't see!
Wait! What about my trust fund?
It's a secret.
Quick, let's hide in the basement.
We can't go on like this.
I love your dress. Can I try it on?
Leave me alone, I've got a headache.
If I paid you a million dollars would you sleep with me?
I'm practically your mother now.
It's stuck.
I can't hold it any longer.
Hold me.
I always get nervous when this happens.
Would you like Ice and Slice with that?
I have to warn you - I suffer from vertigo.
Mine's a large one.
Would you like to go upstairs?
It's enormous.
It's happening again.
I'm sorry, I haven't been listening to a word you've said
Kiss me.
I think it might be terminal.
I'm tired now.
Did I mention that you look great?
There's a draught, Grace.
The walls are closing in.
I just need to warm my fingers up.
I have a better idea.
Don't push it like that, you'll break it.
I was born under a wandering star.
Something has gone down the wrong way
I'll need to warm my hands first
I'm pregnant.
